oh no. you are going to the wrong waxer

only works on dark hair. us nordic girls are waiting on the technology

I think you have to enjoy pain a little bit.

I quit dollar shave club when their razors stopped being sharp. (I had two batches of dull blades, so it wasn’t just a bad shipment). I don’t have the patience to wait on someone at the drugstore to open the razor cabinet, so I have taken to waxing everything. Its great. Do my armpits every two weeks and my legs every…

no thanks. my forehead sweats too much.

Any red hat startles me and I judge that person SO harshly

Biden wasn’t a very good candidate twice, so.....

Oh have you not met any man then? May I direct you to the outrage over the latest ghostbusters...

Cool. So much for this franchise.....

GAWD don’t make me agree with another Trump Lackey. I once had my tiny tweezers taken out of my bag at security. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF TERRORISM CAN I ACCOMPLISH WITH TRAVEL TWEEZERS?!

I can’t believe I’m looking forward to the next time Trump gets free reign of his phone. I’m totally sucked into this trash pile reality show and I hate myself.

and a few years later with no botox or plastic surgery to keep her looking like that.

I hope that Jared and Ivanka are the mastermind of this whole insanity. If Trump goes to jail he’ll be there maybe a few years, but those two plastic assholes rotting away will be a constant reminder for most of the century of what happens when we elect ‘businessmen’ to office.

A Step by Step reboot and a Perfect Strangers movie? I am all in

oh no. what happened to Blanket?

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

people seem to think he’s a shoo in. Please tell me it’s not true.

How did you miss that he thinks the earth is 4000 years old? Or he donated a lot of money to a creationist museum that displays dinosaurs alongside bible people. Or that he’s a total dick to women who interview him?

The worry before hand will always be worse than your reality. Except for the puppy nips. Those are the worst. Good luck, you got this!

They’ll be evidence, so this is just a total fucking joke