I get the feeling she enters into relationships without being honest about how not invested she is. That’s not cool.

Because once you buy a gun, suddenly you’re John McClane and you can take down ISIS and any other nuisance all by your own bad ass self?

You’re tired? I’m fucking tired of old white men’s privilege that allows them to not be taken behind the woodshed and beat because they can’t even congratulate the fucking winner.

He lost to a woman, therefore it’s not important enough to mention it.

If I was still in my 20s I’d be putting at least $100 a month into stocks. You will be blown away at how quickly it grows. Do yourself that little favor.

I just bought a sh*tload of German stocks, I hope this $$$$$$ off for me

Ugh, but if the food gets bad again in England, will it be worth the cheaper flights and hotels??

I’m waiting on the OG Fergie’s comeback. That's right, Sarah ditches of York, all!

My sister peed on me once on purpose, she was 16.

I love you.

Its not the media that has said no to Bernie, its millions of americans as well as basic math.

Do people really not think any little boys other than immigrant kids are not little jerks? I would say most children are assholes at one point or another. If these kids did pee on another child and were white, who would not be surprised (everyone raises hands) because, again, all kids are the fucking worst

Can we just have one election where we vote NO white men into office. Just to make up for all the elections when there were only white men elected. Just one. pleeeeeaaaaaase?

If women start purchasing AR15s and showing up to golf courses and cigar stores, there will be limitations on them.

I've always been terrible at shopping for gifts. Does this work for other occasions/relationships?

Maybe it won’t stop most of the shootings, but it does open up a crack to start discussing implementing more regulations. One tiny step at a time.

Its been awhile since I felt like there was some unity on the left, this whole thing gave me butterflies.

God, I can’t wait for sleeves to come back in to style

Trump has not taken into account that less than 10% of the population participated in the primaries to elect him. He now has to deal with the attention of the rest of America. And there are a lot of clever bastards out there who will thrill at the chance to make a mockery of every ounce of orange hatred he has.