Easy - act like she’s a human being with ideas and thoughts. You’ll be a winner!

Tequila and ginger ale! but real ginger ale.

Quality journalism. Samoyeds are like if cotton balls came to life and just wanted to snuggle everyone.

Can I masturbate to him?

Who the fuck is Mark?

I have to say, if he wants to go through the trouble, I have no reason to say no. As long as he doesn’t get all vagjudgey about it.

Why do I have the strange feeling that Barry is trolling us to help build up his ‘gross things the body does’ erotica?

You should really check your male privilege. How dare you talk to me about having “appliances that wash your clothes” in your own home. I don’t come to this website to be condescended to like this.

This one made me laugh. Good work.

2018!! Great! I’ll just put off reproducing until I’m way into my 40s and can start considering being able to juggle and afford kids.

There was a great story on Chris Hayes’ show last night about how “inside sources” keep planting untrue stories about Hillary Clinton and they’ll run them before vetting them completely and then just do a retraction a few days later. But the stories are already out there, and no one reads retractions. The GOP slime…

Would I vote for anyone who sees me, a woman, as a second class citizen? Nope. I would not. If that’s not living in the real world, you must be one of those guys who think of women as all sharing the same brain. Thanks for participating.

Its almost as if you both seem like reasonable thoughtful people :)

Turds fertilize the ground so new things can grow. Trump is a black hole of humanity.

Here it is! http://www.westernjournalism.com/watch-woman-at…

Oh wow. It was during a random rally. I’ll look around, but I doubt I’d be able to have the stomach to watch too many of them.

Wow. the stupid is strong. How can we elect someone who doesn’t even know how the government works! (I’m also side eying Bernie lovers who think he is a magical wizard who will cast a spell making us Sweden overnight.)

That’s so frustrating. Why is it they don’t seem to mind bothering us with their archaic views, but if we speak up we’re being rude?

ugh, good catch.

You sound just like one of the candidates who, to this day, even though she (oops, I gave it away) as an adult has been on the liberal side of everything, but because she worked on a GOP campaign when she was 16 IS ACTUALLY A CONSERVATIVE.