I get that feeling, but I comfort myself with the thought that making it to the end of life having been a basically decent, moral person throughout is no mean feat in today’s world. At 40, I think I’ve made it (at least) halfway there.

Except "we will ruin your life" is literally what Scientology does. Auditing is their version of collecting blackmail data. 

I guess it makes a difference if your main public face is “that girl from Smallville” or Tom Cruise.

“...so if Mack is guilty, the argument runs, then Scientology must be, too.”

He probably started in the middle of the previous pay period. “We’ll just hold this for safe keeping until the next pay period. Not like you were unemployed for months or need to eat, right?” You might say I’m still bitter two years later.

What is so difficult about the pronunciation of her name? One of the many virtues of Spanish is that words are pronounced exactly as they’re spelled, and there are even accent marks to tip you off! Show a non-native speaker of English the common name of “McDonough” and ask them how they think it’s pronounced. Or for…

And let’s just point out one of the husks at the table is Judith Miller. Every one of her fake laughs goes over like a cackle. If she seems out of touch, it’s because she doesn’t seem to realize not every journalist gets a Fox News parachute after feeding the world stories to fuel the invasion of Iraq.

They’re obsessed with her, yet they stumble over her name every single fucking time they try to say it. Stick to monosyllabic words instead, dimwits.

She had enough money to whip Joe Crowley’s ass.

Sociopaths think that a lot of unfunny and inappropriate shit is funny.

Fox and trumpanzees’ obsession with her is super creepy

People who have no moral compass or any idea what the real struggle is like, literally let them eat cake mentality. 

Many she should have sold steaks or phony degrees instead.

Since the person replied to me, I was able to dismiss him/her. So, they should be gone now.

All That was my jam, as was Kenan and Kel. Honestly, when he first got on SNL I thought it was a bit of a downgrade.

Nothing but respect for this guy. Love him growing up watching him on Nick and in adulthood he’s clearly a dude with a lot of modesty and awareness that there’s a lot to be said in just constantly being reliable and giving your part everything you’ve got rather than trying to be the center of attention. Consistently fu…

you deserve more stars for that. 

The fact this doesn’t have 10,000 stars is criminal.

It is incredible how stealthily and continuously successful Kenan Thompson has been as a child actor to adult actor, particularly with the vast majority of his career being in sketch comedy.