This Jasper-ass ‘n’egro Jasper Wms, Jr. is just taking some ‘ol “master sent me down her to give ya’ll a message” bull!!!

All YEAR

Chaka Khan has 5 minutes? She has runs longer than 5 minutes. On accident. Ask Rufus.

The traffic is going to shut down the city.

PETA is a group that whole heartily endorses the belief that pet ownership is EXACTLY like slavery and puts down adoptable animals rather then perpetuate “slavery”.

which recycles them for use by people in need of warmth in refugee camps and homeless shelters, and turns them into bedding for orphaned wildlife.

LOL I am not surprised by the lack of tact here. Actually, it's funny to me cuz PETA knew they bet-not approach Ms Aretha will this bs or try to throw paint on any of HER furs over the years. How bout that?

We all know PETA will just destroy the furs as soon as they get their hands on them.

People also still fax (and fax blasting is still a thing).

Especially since their streaming collection is getting sparser and sparser by the minute. A few days ago, I checked and it turns out Futurama isn’t available to stream on Netflix.

Right? Everybody that cut the cord to get out of a $200 cable bill now has a $120 internet plan (from a cable provider) and $80 of monthly subscriptions...

I agree. I understand the need for more and more revenue (duh), but can’t they just renegotiate their licensing deals to get more money instead to pushing consumers away or toward illegal downloads? All this platform expansion seems like it will hurt the companies long-term.

This. Totally this. It’s going to fuck my streaming entirely if I have to pay more every month to get the shows I want than I used to pay for basic satellite. I’m already down to shifting between services by month, this gets any dumber and it will be too much of a hassle. 

Doesn’t everybody own 10 copies of Black Panther already?? Just me?  Oh ok. LOL!! 

A short list of musicians you’re not allowed to not like: Michael Jackson, Prince, Luther Vandross, Sade, Aretha Franklin, Gladys Knight.

No fight. Right next to you. Whats the next move?

I think some parents are so insistent on “It couldn’t happen to ME” because they need to think that. If only “bad” parents’ children die in accidents, then “good” parents don’t have to admit they are also terrifyingly vulnerable to the worst thing imaginable.

I’m not taking this fuckstick out of the greys, but I’m posting this here so that other folks can see what an asshole he is. 

I am so sorry. 

Sure do love all the perfect parents in this comment section who have never, ever fucked up, not even once. Not even when they are tired, or stressed, or sick, or overworked or running on fumes.