So the folks in this administration aren’t the smartest people in this country but I guarantee everyone of them know how to spell these two words: “impeachment” and “collusion”.

Can we please make sure we NEVER let drunk racist uncles and their cousins run the country again?

The world is about to hand us our ass.

Also as has been pointed out, much of the bumper last quarter can be attributed to foreign purchasers bulk buying supplies to avoid tariffs before some moronic tool started an all out trade war…

And at this rate, I’ll be just under 11 feet tall when I reach 100 years old. 

economic growth continues 

“I’m American Hitler.  I don’t have to bother with proper spelling.”

Misspelling Harriot had to be intentional.

My eyes are rolling so far back in my head, I may have trouble driving.

“Roaring”? I think they meant “soaring”.

I’ve got a grand or two tucked away, and don’t forget because it’s foreign money it buys even more of your weird green paper money.

Lol. starbucks is so damn expensive! I’m down about $40 after picking up a few items at the store for taco Wednesday tonight (missed Tuesday), and some fruit and coffee pods.

Alright then; who’s cooking for the bake sale/charity cookout? I think that’d really work and we could the people could own the site. Plus, white people would finally get to have a plate! (Because they have to pay for it. Can’t be given out free baked mac n’ cheese.)

I just bought an ice cream cone, so I have about 10 dollars in my car. 

I got about $453 on it.

You are a true gem. Also, I have Oprah’s number. Don’t tell Gayle.

Ironic that the picture used at the top of the article 1) Shows an inefficient way to cut a bell pepper and 2) the wrong way to hold a knife.

Don’t EVER use a knife like the picture shows!!

It is for medical reasons. It can be used to help pups with heart failure or cancer if you want to keep them comfortable.

$250 dumb ass deductible for your first offence....double for the second, do it third time and spend a night in the tank......