This is the most disturbing version of The Giving Tree I’ve ever seen.

Ugh, Goddamnit now I have to give this thing five stars. And for the rest of my life I’ll have suggestions based on supposedly liking the stand-up comedy of Amy Schumer. And some day I’ll be on the news because my cat rescued a burning child or something and they’ll dig this rating up to discredit me and my cat for…

I’m so excited about this/ready for it. I feel like it’s exactly the ridiculous, fun, mindless weekly distraction I need from the swirling terribleness/political insanity. Also, I was really, really intrigued to see that the election results seem to be a topic, it seems as though they take the approach usually of…

I cannot wait for the next person to ask me, “How are you doing?”

Boy, do I really want to strike a happy medium right now.

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

What is something scary that you’ve accomplished recently that makes you feel really proud?

It happened. Without you.

LVP was practically salivating over Rinna getting caught in a lie. I half expected her to start doing a jig. I thought both Lisas looked bad this episode.

Why do people hate periods.

Ivanka going with her dad to see that fallen SEALs family was so inappropriate, considering everything. I hope she cries herself to sleep at night.

Vince Vaughn is white mediocrity personified. Of course he hates affirmative action. The last thing he wants is someone talented and capable threatening him.

What a grim goal. Like aspiring to be the next “Gigli”, or the next, “E.coli”.

Unfortunately, they’re still letting in people from the Confederate States.

For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

That’s just her way.

It could get worse.

How did that come off as mansplaining—let alone mansplaining to women of color? If anything, I would think it would come off as mocking white women of an age bracket and regional locale that would predispose most people around them to presume they are Democratic voters—or not voters at all.