Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Take the train from NYC to D.C.!

I’m doing the local one in Nashville. Very excited.

Happy New Year all!

You get a modified FitBit, to make sure you’re maintaining a healthy amount of Basic behavior.

The problem with the BevHills HoWives is that they are very bad at manufactured drama. They had so much real drama the first few seasons (Kim’s alcoholism and Kyle’s distorted relationship with her sister, Russell’s suicide), that when they have to take the normal HoWive path of blowing up something mundane into a…

I had spent a few years away from the Housewives after being super into it for several years, and when I came back I was genuinely BAFFLED at how “fake” diseases had just completely overrun the series across multiple franchises! I really hope those days are behind us because I feel like those storylines go nowhere

i really want him to file a restraining order against her, so when she breaks it, jez can use the headline the return of the mack.

Blac Chyna’s doing a damn fine job of aggravating the shit out of me lately.

Don’t worry, Amy Schumer and Whoopi Goldberg aren’t leaving the country.