How to Stop Waking Up to Pee

This one. right here.  I could drink a gallon of water and sleep through the night from my teens through most my 30s.  Turned 40 and it became two times a night

Fucker Charlatan is out here defending Q Anon dupes now, at this point “defending country singer’s right to say the N-word” wouldn’t even move the needle.

Haven’t they learned anything from the Simpsons about saying the quiet part loud and the loud part quietly? 

What’s the difference between a degree on the wall an ten years doing stuff and making stuff in a job shop? I’d argue that BOTH have value. A workshop weekend between the two would probably be an awesome party!

My question is why is that?

Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Naked pics online! Where? Where did he post them?

You know who else was hilarious and a caricature in 2015? the candidate Donald Trump. How did that work out for y’all?

He’s had some ridiculous antics in his life but a big part of me still wants to see him get redeemed ala Robert Downey Jr/ Drew Barrymore and such.  

Its not really an if he survives prognosis, its more a keep him out of pain until he passes.

Agreed. By most accounts the guy’s a jerk, but nobody deserves this kind of prognosis.

That’s terrible. I can’t stand the guy, and he is by most accounts a loathsome douchebag, but I would never wish cancer on...almost anyone.

Cancer doesn’t get to take Screech before he redeems himself. Zach’s gonna freeze time for this one.

I like how you assume that implementing a polished, fully-functional third-person mode is somehow a trivial amount of work that the developers were just too lazy to do. I mean, it’s not like they were crunching for years just to ship the game with one camera perspective. Nope, gotta be laziness. Damn lazy devs!

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

‘The Vaccine That You’re Going to Be Taking Was Developed by an African American Woman’

What I find interesting about people afraid of being guinea pigs is that plenty of people bust their ass to get accepted into experimental treatment programs for cancer and other illnesses.

It’s going to be nice to see Fauci able to do his job without having to placate a crazy mobster.

It’sh only natural that Sean Connery would drag his archnemesis to the afterlife.

This has to be the first Fallout 76 fuck up that isn't Bethesda's fault.