and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

If we’re going to outlaw “OK” then we sure as shit need to also get rid of “Fine” 

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

Taint that the truth.

“Thirty seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.”

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin. 

People aren’t complete idiots

I’m not sure The Banana Splits are as obscure as you think they are, Alex. Not a Dickies fan?

It didn’t help.

“Antonio needs help, from his agent, from his manager, from his loved ones, from his doctors, and he’s not getting it.”

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

A Browns game. Or maybe the Dolphins considering how this season is going for them, but this dude is more fitted for the Miami up north.

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

“Latinx” is a term with no basis in Spanish used by people with no interest in learning or respecting our language.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

So I can, and let me repeat that, so I can keep track of the visions in my dreams.

Always wear sunglasses at night.