They pried him away from Fox and Friends and march him up the stairs. Duh.

Those Fembots break down a lot.

There may be some conversion therapy needed here.

Sounds like more horseplay.

A stupid hockey player. Hard to fathom.

she so pretty, tho

Bigots will be bigots.

Hmm. Given the church’s recent, uh, troubles, I think she is just right.

Can’t wait till Trump is forced out and we are stuck with this born-again bonehead in the oval office. I wonder what right-bent asshole he picks as his veep?

No way he can even read it.

Our “president” has been busy today! What a hard-worker!

Good guess. And probably right. These people don’t give two fucks about anyone else.

Perhaps she is trying to tank the “Presidency” faster?

Yes, her staff must really hate/fear her.

It’s a cry for help.

So tired of all the winning.

Is it too soon to talk Nobel Peace Prize?

Yes. I would expect much more scientific rigor from a tattoo artist and makeup genius. 

The whatever percentage of asshole cops should be a reason for demonizing (any) unions. Sure.

Or, perhaps, they could just tell the NFL — for reasons too numerous to bother enumerating here — to FUCK OFF.