Do these people think that’s a teaching moment? Like “oh, I’ll show you, server person, with this super unnecessary comment on the check”? Because all it teaches me, folks, is that the world would be better off if you were eaten by dragons.

Set this story to the Hoarders theme music and you sentimental saps will see this horror show for what it is.

Hangry unleashes in inner asshole in all of us. But in this case, it just joined the inner asshole with the outer asshole, creating an asshole ouroboros. Which is an image I immediately regret.