Joni Ernst is the Governor of Iowa, not a Senator.

Why would they need a go fund me? Isn’t that what insurance is for?

Yeah yeah, but what about the hookers?

I mean yes. How could a video game company making a video game about a “Spider Man” not take a stance on social justice? They obviously have a social duty to ensure they represent bad cops as well in the game. Spider Man should save a man being choked to death by the police! Seems like a really fun game to me. It’s…

Yeah Yeah, but what about the hookers?

Thats actually....a really good plot for a sitcom. fuck. 

Should’ve used Azure

Mr. E’s If you haven’t tried it ur missing out. 

I believe she is Mute, not deaf. According to the preview anyway.

Dude was adamant about the whole butthole thing.

Hi! Love the show. If a network came to you and said “here’s an unlimited budget” what project would you make?

The fact alone that you know of SANITATION would make you a better doctor than anyone before the 20th century.

But I lika da stripklub

I have a 4 year old German Shepard and he consistently jumps on guests, how can i get him to stop this?

Perdido Street Station by China Miéville. Give this crazy ass book a gander if you like strange shit.

I started reading that article assuming it would be a trade scenario. I got about 3 sentences in before i realized it was some strange fanfic. the worst stuff on the ringer (which can be pretty good at times) is always written by Bill Simmons.

Not so much a story about a famous person being a dick but more about my friend being a dick to a famous person.