now we need to work on the gap between men who get drunk and challenge their friends to fistfights only to slip and fall into a car bumper and bleed from the head for four days, and women who get drunk and challenge their friends to fistfights only to slip and fall into a car bumper and bleed from the head for four…

when it’s socially acceptable for women to do fun stuff they’ll do fun stuff

I have way too many facebook friends selling oils and wraps. Spoiler alert: they’re not driving around in fancy cars.

Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker.

Goodness I cringed when she mentioned bra burning. She and the other pros are better at dancing by leaps and bounds, but I would crush them all in Trivial Pursuit.

I don’t know about New York but she could in Illinois. I lived on the first floor of an apartment building and some kids playing catch in the alley behind my building ended up sending a baseball through my guest bedroom window. I called the landlord to fix it and 3 days later I woke up to a man in my bedroom. I was…

The world at large wonders why women aren’t more friendly with and accommodating to ostentatiously “nice” guys playing at performative chivalry. It’s because when they get you alone, this is what they fucking do.

When I’m hiring and asking myself the question of whether to pursue someone overqualified, I need the candidate to convince me of one thing through their cover letter: that they’re actually interested in doing the job responsibilities listed for the opening. There are a lot of ways that you can tell that story, and it…

That’s an interesting thing to say about someone you don’t know over the internet.

I wish you written this article.

I know, it’s almost like I want my kid to find some sort of middle ground between being a weirdo who can’t get a job because he gets offended when an interviewer tries to shake his hand and feeling like he has to hug his great aunt who smells like cats and a funeral home.

They are the same thing because they don’t get paid during the summer.

This is not a surprise. This is the save-the-world-idealism stage of Harvard privilege. Most students won’t be knowingly exploiting the working class for another few years yet.

To steal their youthful essence and halt their own decay.

And sticky. Don’t forget sticky.

Major League disappears on the same day as the 6th game of the World Series?

One niece, Shelia McNichols, had attempted to abide by her uncle’s wishes by assigning her piece of the inheritance to Mr. Doyle, but the rest of Mr. Cornwell’s relatives chose not to go along, Mr. Gray said.

Seriously, what a bunch of cunts.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

Yup, as I tell people, humans are not logical beings. Yes, we can and do employ logical thinking but it’s not our default state.