What’s the rate on your MM account? I haven’t found those to have great rates either.

I fucking died at “the ex-brother-in-law who regularly posts memes that were debunked by Snopes two years previously”. A+++ This might be better than the guy I went to high school with who posted a rant against BlackLiveMatter and referred to slavery as “an opportunity to work”.

What about Kasen? Or Caysin? Or any spelling really? THAT’S NOT A NAME IT’S MILK PROTEIN. I haven’t met a single John under 30 in at least 15 years.

You deserve all the stars.

AGREED that show is like an ex who is just supremely disappointing every time

My husband hates that show and I’m convinced it’s because I cannot control my utter glee at every nekkid shot of Justin Theroux it had to offer. Jen upgraded and has no reason to look back. Like, I don’t even really find Men In General that attractive anymore (Mr. Urp is an exception), but JT stirs me.

He married a Leftover, per the gossip mags.

I can barely tell you what that show is about because I’m just watching him talk and run shirtless

Shit I’m just happy being able to look at Justin Thoreaux so I’m sure she’s fine

I’m exposing my redneck roots here, but one squirrel is barely enough to feed the dog. You need at least four or five for a decent pot pie, especially if they’re as small as that one in the photo.

My political affiliation has nothing to do with the mountain of medical research that shows the benefits of getting the flu shot, both for yourself and for those around you.

I’ve heard squirrel goes well with cilantro and beet greens.

I dunno, did you have some “cornish game hens” for dinner around that time?

I brought home a dead bird from school in 4th grade and put it in my closet. Don’t ask why; I don’t know. I was terrified of my closet for months because the bird disappeared! I decided to bury the poor bird a few days later, but I couldn’t find it. I’m sure my mom threw it out....but we NEVER discussed it. And it’s…

If you don’t want to pump yourself full of chemicals, you’ll have to stop:

Oh man you’re opening a can of worms there....... lol

If that were true, no vaccines would work

I’m one of those people who gets sick every time she gets a flu shot -- sure, it’s not the actual flu, but it’s still a big drag. So for probably 10 years, I didn’t get the flu shot. But last year I got the actual flu, and PSA to all idiots like me -- the actual flu is WAY WORSE than the one day of post-flu shot…