it is socialite. It works for both. (speaking as a male socialite)

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

Sexual assault is a problem across socioeconomic lines, too; it’s really a crapshoot as to whether any given school’s administration will really work to prevent and punish it.

As someone who swears constantly and doesnt understand why shit is still a swear word in 2016, this was past my line. Its Trying Too Hard along the lines of the stuff kids say to sound Edgy and Cool.

Yep. I don’t have any particular problem with “it’s debate, not masturbate” (provided that was aimed at the whole class and not any particular students) or calling coffee a “fucking thing.” Coffee’s feelings are not going to get hurt, and everyone in the classroom has heard the word “fuck” before. But insulting…

You can just say “Ms.” And, no.

and calling a kid a pedophile? come the fuck on this isn’t funny

Not entirely sure how this is a cool teacher, but alright.

Nah, this is uncool. I teach freshmen and I wouldn’t talk to them like this because it’s unprofessional. I’m all for talking like a pirate (esp today) but outside the classroom.

I generally think demanding that high school teachers protect the delicate ears of their students is laughable (many of my best high school teachers could only go about 1.5 periods without swearing and “it’s debate not masturbate” is the best thing I’ve heard all day), but this woman didn’t just swear, she went…

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

Different people have different relationships. Go figure.

“...in an area that self-proclaims itself as the “shark-bite capital of the world.”

“Yeah, um, about that ad campaign.....”

Sounds like one slightly miffed shark to me.

I expected more angry sharks biting the crap out of people. I got three minor injuries. I am very, very disappointed.

This reminds me of the time that my dad accidentally shot me when we were hunting. True story. Don’t worry though, I wasn’t seriously injured.

^^^How I feel, exactly. Bridget Jones is a TERRIBLE PERSON. Or at least, a person with serious self-esteem issues and an eating disorder. She’s not a fucking role model—she’s a warning bell.

HOW DARE YOU! Anyway, Pitt was a baby himself in the 80's.