Trump is unfaithful husband? Next you’ll be telling me water is wet.

I agree but also think the DA should plead out to a fine or whatever, not jail time.

I have strong schadenfreude regarding celebrity breakups that I won’t defend because it’s indefensible. Doesn’t matter whether I like any other party or not, my knee-jerk response to any star split is “HA!”

I lived in Petaluma until I was 9 and was still in Sonoma County when it happened. Everyone was wringing their hands and shrieking “WE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED HERE!!!!” I was all “You people ever look at your neighbors? I can’t believe it doesn’t happen more often.”

I was 20 or 21 at the time and didn’t know that. I sure do now. :(

That’s the problem. The three strikes initiative didn’t say “we’re going to send people away for life for non-violent offenses.” That I would have voted against!

I’ve been super skeptical of initiatives ever since.

He reminds me of one of favorite exes, which I think makes him extra hot to me.

I bought a region free DVD player just to watch Forbrydelsen (the Danish show The Killing is based on.) Mads’ older brother plays the role that Billy Campbell did in The Killing and he’s SO MUCH HOTTER than Campbell.

In the wake of the Polly Klaas murder, I voted for California’s three strikes initiative.

I’d start the shit out of this if it were an option.

I swear to god, this exchange is from Home Improvement:

I got sick of “empowering” about two months after people started using it.

I’m actually rather jealous by people who are actually comforted by platitudes. All they do is piss me off. And I don’t want to be ungracious when the people saying them want to help you, but can’t and saying cliched crap is all they can come up with. But I’d honestly rather hear “Life’s a bitch. I’m sorry.”

I’m a hardened drinker for whom 3-4 doubles is a damn good time.

It will get you very drunk, very fast because the water had been frozen out of solution.

I once posted online asking about my (supposedly) high quality vodka getting a little slushy in the freezer. Consensus was my roommate had to be drinking it and cutting it with water to cover their tracks.

She’s so subtle about it that I only realized recently where my mother is coming from when she talks about stuff like this. But having lost a child, she thinks parents who disown/mistreat/abandon living children can DIAF.

When a mother would rather her child be in prison than gay. :’(

This is the way I always do it because I can’t ever get my shit together enough to put the bread out early to let it get stale.