Haha. My New Year’s Resolution was to take a year off from trying to accomplish anything. I’d been ramming my head against the wall for years trying to better my life and kept failing and was tired of constant failure.

What up, Kansas?

A lot of people probably would be fine with it.

Being royalty would have been cool 300 years or so ago, depending on the country. When you could actually do cool shit. Being royalty now, especially in Great Britain, mostly just looks like a boring pain in the ass. I wouldn’t turn down the paycheck, though.

Wills isn’t even next in the line of succession.

What is “leftover cake”?

We dumb. We needz dat eksplaned.

I walked by Harvey Keitel once and just about lost my shit. I wanted to say something so bad but probably would have just spluttered something incomprehensible about his junk in The Piano. And he seems like he could possibly be the kind of guy who could be ungracious if you caught him in a bad mood and spluttered…

What did you do, read the fucking Constitution or something?

Living off the dole in a mental hospital versus living off the dole in prison. Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Doesn’t stop anyone else from being wrong and proud. I want to try it on for size.

The truth is, odds are whatever your answers, you’re doing just fine.

And “restricting food intake to lose weight” isn’t the only definition of diet. But seeing as I cannot use the word diet without getting lectured about “diets r bad,” I’m going to let myself be unreasonable and bullheaded for once and refuse to call a Birkan bag an investment. I hardly need to tell anyone they’re free…

And I stand by that being a good buy, but not an investment. You buy them because they’re worth it, not because they increase in value.

I’ve never had Nutella. I should have been on that feature one of these Gawker sites used to do where “I Try This Common Food for the First Time.”

I think this stuff is all beautiful but the prices are hilarious.

Confession thread? I just ordered a Genie bra.

I think people who refer to clothes as investments don’t really get what an investment is. Or are buying completely different clothes than me. There’s good quality stuff that will last a while and looks so good that you’ll want to wear it lots - those are good buys. But I’ve never seen a sweater than increased in…

I was just going to say that.

And #thestruggleisreal can fuck off. I thought it was a joke the first time I saw it and maybe it started as one.