A friend in Miami is already Facebooking that it’s just a little rain and the sensationalist media blew it all out of proportion.

I dabbled in raw foodism some years ago. The beginning of the end was when a community member posted that she was going to eat 500 calories/day until she stopped menstruating because bleeding for 5 days can’t possibly be healthy and no one told her otherwise. It was that last part that really weirded me out.

I’m on board with anything that involves eating more read meat.

I live in college town with its own airport and yeah, it’s frequently less expensive to drive to the closest city to fly. Especially if I’m headed to another non-city. E.g., I recently flew to Jackson Hole and even after a night at an airport hotel because the flight left at 6 AM, it was $300 cheaper.

I love Duluth. I was only there once but thought it was pretty cool.

Point taken.

You know who else can fuck off? People who tell you your cramps are because of your poor diet (especially when said fuckers know absolutely nothing about your diet.) The uterus contracts to expel the uterine lining. Sometimes it hurts. Going vegan/paleo/clean/gluten-free has fuck all to do with it.

I’ve got a small vagina. End of story. Tampons were never an issue but penises were. Vaginal dilator fixed it. No “talk therapy” or other BS required.

Something I’ve learned from the internet: every woman is convinced her choice of “feminine protection” is the correct one and a lot are weirdly evangelical about said choice.

I can see how the money would be alluring, especially if the kid wants to act, but seeing what happens to so many child stars... . I really hope that if I had kids with talent I’d have the strength to say “no.”

You’re increasing your effort but now coherence is suffering. Maybe it’s time for a Gatorade?

I love free trails. I hate having to pay to hike.

I’m a girl.

You’re not even trying now. Lazy troll is lazy.

2009 called. It wants its flame back.

“NSA Parking.” I’ve seen the sign several times now and still go “Huh? Oh right, them” each time. It’s an acronym that catches your attention.

I think I’m fairly saavy about marketing shenanigans but I still recently ended up with a vitamin subscription (of all things) that I didn’t want. Cancelling seemed straightforward but we’ll see if it actually takes.

Semi-random aside: I just moved to an area that has a small college whose acronym is NSA. I do a double take every time.

I don’t have credit cards. See first post. I applied recently and was denied.

People think I’m negative and and attracting negativity because I describe myself as content instead of happy.