A friend in Miami is already Facebooking that it’s just a little rain and the sensationalist media blew it all out of proportion.

I dabbled in raw foodism some years ago. The beginning of the end was when a community member posted that she was going to eat 500 calories/day until she stopped menstruating because bleeding for 5 days can’t possibly be healthy and no one told her otherwise. It was that last part that really weirded me out.

I’m on board with anything that involves eating more read meat.

I live in college town with its own airport and yeah, it’s frequently less expensive to drive to the closest city to fly. Especially if I’m headed to another non-city. E.g., I recently flew to Jackson Hole and even after a night at an airport hotel because the flight left at 6 AM, it was $300 cheaper.

I love Duluth. I was only there once but thought it was pretty cool.

Point taken.

You know who else can fuck off? People who tell you your cramps are because of your poor diet (especially when said fuckers know absolutely nothing about your diet.) The uterus contracts to expel the uterine lining. Sometimes it hurts. Going vegan/paleo/clean/gluten-free has fuck all to do with it.

I’ve got a small vagina. End of story. Tampons were never an issue but penises were. Vaginal dilator fixed it. No “talk therapy” or other BS required.

Something I’ve learned from the internet: every woman is convinced her choice of “feminine protection” is the correct one and a lot are weirdly evangelical about said choice.

I can see how the money would be alluring, especially if the kid wants to act, but seeing what happens to so many child stars... . I really hope that if I had kids with talent I’d have the strength to say “no.”

“NSA Parking.” I’ve seen the sign several times now and still go “Huh? Oh right, them” each time. It’s an acronym that catches your attention.

Semi-random aside: I just moved to an area that has a small college whose acronym is NSA. I do a double take every time.

I don’t have credit cards. See first post. I applied recently and was denied.

People think I’m negative and and attracting negativity because I describe myself as content instead of happy.

No. I have had significant difficulty in the past getting autobill turned off when the account was closed and I don’t autobill anything anymore. I actually had to close a fucking account to get an ISP to stop taking money for internet I wasn’t getting from them.

If the Giants make it past the Wild Gard game, I’ll take it as a sign the universe thinks I should get an antenna for local/national sports and local news.

I’d do it if it worked that way. I was this close to “good” credit when I moved halfway across the country and blanked on my cell phone bill being due because I forgot what the fuck day it was. I was so mad at myself.

I’d never heard of British Bake-Off until yesterday and when I saw this guy’s picture on my friend’s Facebook post, I immediately thought “would bang.” So yes. Dumbass name and all.

Serious illness in my twenties led to large medical expenses and little income. Good luck, work, and time got me to where I am now, but the credit score has yet to catch up. Being late on a cell phone payment last summer because I was moving and forgot didn’t help.

It seems like every time I get out of the greys, I do something unforgiveable like bitch about surface street tailgaters or point out that “looks old” maybe shouldn’t be our go-to insult for criminals and people get so angry and abusive that I abandon my burner. So I don’t worry too much about it. :)