I’m glad I’m a happy drunk. I stay out of a hell of a lot of trouble that I’d be in otherwise.

I’ve always kind of wondered how that captioning worked. I figured it was a computer algorithm, but I really don’t know.

Fuck Frontier, their shitty support, and their shittier internet or I could watch this tonight.

I think asshole is an overstatement. ;)

“If you ask me the question do I think human beings are meant to be in 40-year-long, monogamous, faithful relationships, no.”

I’ve often wondered how actors deal with it when someone gets a stiffy during a sex scene.

Yeah, they look like football players.

Never heard of Vera Bradley and this ad campaign doesn’t even show me what they sell, much less convince me I need it. But then again, I’m a 41 year old woman and apparently not their demo anyway.

And you don’t even know they’ve divorced until she’s talking about her new fiance? I know her!

My experience with friends is they always insist that marriage is awesome right up until they file the petition.

My ancestors fought a war so that I don’t have to care what the Duchess’ sister thinks about anything.

Nobody I know watches You’re the Worst, so I’ll take the fact that it was mentioned here as an opportunity to threadjack because I have no other outlet.

Yay. A day celebrating the anniversary of something I didn’t give two shits about at the time.

I agree with that. My school was safe, though, and I really feel for children who don’t enjoy that privilege. It shouldn’t be a privilege but a right.

Vapid, self-obsessed, and ignorant. And a regular theme is “you can be vapid, self-obsessed, and ignorant and still attract quality mates like Mark Darcy” or the PE teacher in Mad About the Boy. (I’m guessing most of the anti-Mark commenters here didn’t read the books because he’s actually pretty frickin’ awesome in…

I want to just say how sad it makes me that schools need to have sex assault policies in the first place. I suffered my share of emotional abuse in school but I never felt physically unsafe and it’s total bullshit that we can’t send our kids to required schooling without fearing for their safety.

The moral of the story: eat a good breakfast, get a new car, and fuck leaving an estate.

I have a complicated relationship with the Bridget Jones books. I love them (well, I loved the first two), but I’m laughing AT her, not WITH her. She’s an incompetent buffoon and the fact that so many women apparently identify wither her makes me sad. The fact that they’re held up as textbooks for understanding women…

I’m so claustrophobic I couldn’t read past the first paragraph.

I wanted to be in family friend’s quinceanera court but wasn’t asked. I got the fuck over it. I mean, yeah, I’m posting about it here but it hasn’t really affected the relationship.