Funny. I actually delivered Papa John’s for a couple of years before the 2008 economic meltdown. It’s not THAT bad a pizza, relatively speaking certainly better than Budweiser. OTOH, PJ’s is a terrible company that squeezes every last penny they can out of their employees.

Shit, I pissed off the Anheuser-Busch contingent!

I’ll accept the cheap beer. Sometimes you gotta make do. But bad pizza? That’s a sin.

I wish they’d poured Gatorade on him instead of Kubiak. All God’s children wanted Wade in the water.

Budweiser is the one macro brand I will blast at every opportunity, given their entire anti craft beer ad campaign. “BEECHWOOD AGED! WE DO IT THE RIGHT WAY!” while showing a prototypically hipster guy with a tulip glass of imperial stout or black IPA.

“You wash down the taste of shit with the taste of piss?” Apt analogy for washing down Papa John’s with Budweiser, no?

That is why you don’t hand out random compliments unless you know that the compliments will be received as such.

This professor is my new hero.

They do some good sitting in groups and blocking the slopes too.

I especially like how snowboarders just sit in the middle of a trail for no reason followed by scraping all the powder off the slope. Maybe 10 percent of boarders can actually carve a turn.

Nope.

Elmo sad...

I want to joke, but this just makes me so sad. I loved her as a kid, and definitely did some crushing on her in 1998.

Whatever it is. It’s got this Masshole real pumped for a game 8 days from now against a TBD opponent. I need help.

As a Pats fan, it annoys me as well. People will simultaneously cite their record and say they are underdogs and the “good guys”. Fuck it, everyone hates us, let’s be bad guys.