I don’t want it. Joss Whedon’s days as a good writer have long since passed and his brand doesn’t hold the same value it used to. I would have much rather seen a new writer attached to this, preferably a female one.

For reals? That information makes me feel bad about how well my super lazy method of attachment parenting worked. Of course, I still can’t shit without an audience and my kids are in double digits now.

here’s the world’s tiniest violin to play the hit song, “Sorry You’re Not Getting Enough Credit, Dad”. 🎻

Peanuts aren’t nuts, they’re legumes.

For once, a Cardinal who exposed himself after searching for desirable minors online DIDN’T get rewarded with a new Parrish.

...and it will fit in a USPS Medium Flat Rate box.

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Trainer: What’s your name?

Excellent.

You are basically asking her to title this “I was legitmately raped.” You want the headline to assure the reader that this was an acceptable abortion, not one of those bad abortions by bad people. Your judgement is one of the problems we are having around abortion.

fuck off

At first glance I thought the thing missing was part of his left arm. But no, just a weird photo.