God...I always fucking hated [MLB player]. Can’t trust that son of a bitch.

Does he know he’s an ad?

How the hell would Lochte even know he was held up. That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Maybe I’m jumping the gun here, but I would have assumed all Dellavedova content would have been housed at The Cuck, Gawker’s New Men’s Site.

*Cincinnati

You should feel bad for this post. everything.

This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

Oh my god. Can you imagine how exhausting being a dentist/hygienist is going to be for the next few weeks?

[annoying dickhead] “So I heard that you don’t have to floss anymore, and it’s all just a ploy to get you to buy floss”

[Dentist] Well, actually, the issue is; people aren’t using the right techniques, getting rid…

Pulling off a 360° dunk on the Chinese National team is like getting a hole in one on a putt-putt course. It’s not that big of a deal.

[Cow]boys will be [Cow]boys.

For fun (I’m weird): given 55.5 ft from release point to plate, the time you have to read the pitch and get the bat to the ball:

I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

The Ultimate Warrior (James Brian Hellwig) was born in Crawfordsville, IN which is also the home of General Lew Wallace who wrote the timeless classic “Ben-Hur”. “Ben-Hur” the movie has been remade and comes out in August. It stars Jack Huston. Jack Huston and LeBron James have a Bacon Number of 2 (Tilda Swinton was…

Meanwhile, Steph Curry is showing off whatever is your dad’s new favorite brand of tissue. So absorbent, so bland.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Wrong. He’s still hilarious. Pardon My Take is the best sports podcast out there right now, clearly by ratings as well as the guests they get on the show

IMO its even better. Because these morons cant realize that PFT is trolling/parodying them as they talk to him

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.