Put an O in front of the second ‘Bama and you would have the most confusing headlines ever.

Would love to see a strung out Chris Berman in the room with these kids.

Can you verify if it was the “old Four Loko” or the “new Four Loko”- this is forensic evidence that could date the video. Unless Johnny has a stockpile of old Four Lokos....which seems like a possibility...

Underrated comment.

Pretentious California folk makin’ references us Midwesterners don’t (AND DON’T CARE TO) understand.

They need a refresh- I’m not talking about their new jerseys either. I’m talking about changing their name to the 69ers. It would be rad/chill.

Atleast he has 69 stars, which is tight.

CAN I CHANGE MY KINJA NAME?

Can we add Yakety Sax to this play on loop?

Snoring Dong and the Premier League would be a p cool band name, IMHO.

Chill amount of games played by LBJ!

Ditka was high cheek peakin’ at the time of the fart- I’d call that conclusive evidence.

BEAR?! HIS NAME IS GARY FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

This sounds like a plot for one of the show’s episodes (except they find a zany way to include Pete Carrol)....

Best part about D Hall’s game is his mouth. Dude talks the talk and gets burnt like toast on the reg.

Dez hoez ain’t loyal bruh.

Wow he might of topped the Big Lebowski F-bomb count.

It's a disservice to the reader not to mention MadTree Psychopathy out of Cincinnati if we are talking Midwestern IPAs. Although it is very hard to get unless you live within Ohio or the Cincinnati tri-state area.

Blame Warner Brothers- we learened from Pepe Le Pu.

Misspelled Hennessy. Busch league.