I like that Weiner works out in cargo shorts- I had him pinned as a spandex/ bike short kinda guy.

Can we wipe this area of the map out and start over?

It's nice to see he utilized his LA Fitness membership for his video. Very Trill.

A reading from the book of Austin....

In all fairness to the Cubs, Tanaka is pitching against the Cubs.

Soccer isn't cool.

Soccer isn't cool.

I would rather listen to diarrhea for 4 minutes.

Who shit in your shredded wheat?

....and in come the Bengals.....

Dear Drew,

I'm blaming Zivo for the botched make-up job. Used way too much foundation.

I guess Elmer Fudd is from Arkansas- that explains the stutter.

They should change the rule so that a team can still kick from the 2 yard line, however it must be done by their mascot (in full costume).

This note seems to be some kind of complex dick joke.

I cannot stress enough how much this needs to stop.

Agreed. I think they are their own worst enemy. *Lit plays in background*

Player scores handjob with ingenious ball spin

See Hulk Hogan sex tape.

I think this one sailed over your head by a mile or two, Samer.