Well-placed Auto Buds shoutout. Love that site.

I always let Jason Statham secure my seat belt for me.

Mmm. Hot dogs.

Aha! it was the (ctrl+click) 'copy image location' I was screwing up.

I feel sorry for me after watching that. I look really upset.

Hey, cool pace car.

Chrysler Crossfire is always good for a bit of cognitive dissonance.

Plymouth Superbird: A dream come true.

I miss the eye-popping photos of 0-60.

Whenever Spinelli writes his own dialog, I know I'm in for a good cackle.

Ok, so maybe this isn't the right forum for this, but do you guys remember those Big Johnson shirts?

Why didn't you TURN?

I wouldn't suggest passing a TRUCK on the right. That's suicide, man. I agree, trucks don't usually sit in the left lane for no reason, either.

Pooplopnik.

I find that it isn't the truckers who hold me up, because they understand and live by the rules of the road. Keep right except to pass. It's regular drivers, the ones like you and me who barely had any driver education, who cause the major traffic problems, accidents, and deaths. Just because you want to go fast…

Edit: Nibbles, no!

Why do I keep hearing about bowhead whales lately?

Dude.

You left out the part about the cocaine.