Hence, the correction.

You are one wacky cross-shopper.

“Does it make me think they really don’t want it to succeed? Yeah. I think they are sabotaging it to be able to claim that no one wants an electric bike.”

*heads?

In the first quarter of 2017, the average price on a new car ran $31,400 after incentives.

It does look damned good, though.

“can be charged at ‘any compatible charging station’”

Somebody’s living my childhood dreams again.

I’ll bet she's a goer. Wink wink, nudge nudge. 

Really, though, if someone would give you the loan, you could buy it? If so, just pretend they did, put the pretend payments into an account, and in 5 years buy your toy with cash. 

So, you’re saying we can’t be friends, then?

https://jalopnik.com/1831161842

So, obviously, now I’m curious. Describe this adorable little Chevy of yours.

Dammit. 

All indications are I was something very, very bad in a past life.

Crescendos, sounds like.

All you want for Christmas is the 2 front seats, the 2 front seats, the 2 front seats?

Oh, c’mon, man. Embrace the hate!

At first glance, I thought this was going to have a vintage front clip on a more recent Trailblazer. That sort of a thing. With this sort of paint treatment, might be fantastic. Sorta.