“...at one point held a mechanical engineering degree...”

Apparently I thought left and wrote right...er...wrong. Seriously, I even played the song. Just gonna go ahead and blame autocorrect.

Objection: Hearsay!

“(disclaimer: I’m Dutch and I like it if Dutchies win races)“

_____ Velvet

You’d be shocked how many times I’ve gone there and come up empty. But it’s still awesome. I blow a lot of minds introducing friends to IMCBD and bobistheoilguy.

News I maybe coulda used! 

Oooh, so it only sounded like an unhinged, ill-conceived, insulting screed. It was really just a little lighthearted joke! Well then.

Yep. I read them a lot. But that’s not where we are right now. We’re right here, reading a take on used car availability. And you snapped, like a delicate little twig. Victimized into action by words nobody even wrote.

And this is the post that finally made you boil over. Used car availability. Wowza.

“sportscar racer-cum-engineer”

That damned hood. Such a boring view out front. That may be 1% of the experience, but daaamn.

Sad rusty trombone sound.

Wrapped my dad’s X-11 sideways around a telephone pole over thirty years ago. Very, very minor injuries to me and my sister (passenger seat); stitches. Dad was cool about it.

Who hurt you? 

Can we see your list of qualifying attempts? 

This looks like as nice a hill as any to die on.

See: 959

Holy....

You brought the torch for this one. Epic rant. I'm on your side.