Can we see your list of qualifying attempts? 

This looks like as nice a hill as any to die on.

See: 959

Holy....

You brought the torch for this one. Epic rant. I'm on your side. 

And yet, after all that, “Millennial anti-theft device” is still accurate

Based solely on that photo, this is a show I wouldn’t have a single fiber of interest in ever watching.

You’re doing God’s work here, Claire.

Lol “experience”. I was kinda hoping, almost expecting you’d come back with some contrition and rephrasing. Something redeeming. Maybe walk back the implied ignorance (yours) a bit. Instead, that.

Aside from any other reasons, this is why I’m here.

The dealerships I’ve dealt with have all LOVED warranty work.

“Small town, small minds.”

The booger incident shall never again be spoken of.

Nicely done, old chap. 

True genius is subtle.

I had to use a customized coathanger with my Fiero. And a Honda Civic, about 10 years ago, I never did figure out.

So, we're identifying the fenders at 0:41, right? 

I got the Fairlane, and I’m giving myself partial credit for Cutlass Calais.

Good on Buick PR guy. That’s my takeaway. Haters took a loss today.

“... was cited for essentially breaking the law.”