“Noise comes from a naturally aspirated, 5.0-liter V8 that spits out 460 horsepower.”

I know you already know this, but I can’t help myself: It’s a function of the whole driving-on-the-right-side of-the-road thing. Driver’s side front impacts are a vastly more common scenerio in IHHS’ purview.

I checked my math so, so many times when it first revealed itself to me..

I see no flaw in your logic.

A trip like that, particularly in South America, definitely calls for a big ass-gas tank.

Regarding F, I get a kick out of the fact that boiling is 180 degrees away from freezing.

This is new to me. How in the world is this new to me.

So starred. So, so, soooo starred. 

“Shit’s Good”™

You are SO weird! 

Demand a raise, Torch. 

I’m exceedinly jealous of your “rainbows and puppies” worldview.

“‘frunk’, as the kids are calling it (do we really have to call it that?)“

Fake news!

Does that fall under collision, or comprehensive?

Not to take anything away, let’s reconsider this phrasing:

How in the world this is such a spectacularly feel-good story escapes me, but... ...there it is.

Glad I scrolled before posting, for a change. 

No,WE can’t weld rust.