Um...

She thought it was cute that you had to give the alternator a good bang with a heavy wrench for it to start each morning. Then again, that’s why I married her.

Totally worth it though, right?

“Low Bridge” sounds like something Abbott and Costello could’ve had a field day with.

Huh. I always thought that was a high power-to-weight ratio. My entire life has been a sham.

It’s weird how my “oh, my sides!” hurt in exactly the same way every three years or so lately.

“My parents hit me as a kid and I grew up into a normal, well-adjusted adult who advocates child abuse!” “I played with lead toys as a kid and I’m just fine!”

So, here’s the thing:  My first comment in this thread was the spoof of yours. My advice would be for you to just move on from this imbroglio and start fresh. You can do better; you already know a bunch of words, you just need to work on a few things. You can do it.

Shoulda’ gone.

I’m sorry, no. N...O... NO!

Can’t go all the way if you don’t go half the way!

Can’t go a half-mile if you don’t go a quarter-mile.

Or, is The Man doing more patrolling/enforcement near theaters when the theater lots are more-than-typically full of enthusiastic teens with enthusiastic machines?

^^ This guy gets it!

How is it you could pick out the strawman argument so easily in my comment, yet be completely oblivious to the strawman in the comment that I was very, very directly spoofing?

Aww, you’re so pretty.

“I honestly can’t imagine who the market is for an electric motorcycle [??]—the main appeal of riding a motorcycle is feeling and hearing the engine—...”

Nah. I made my point; I can’t make you get it.

I say this is okeydokey.

It couldn’t give two shifts.