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Or you could, y’now, just get it somewhere else and avoid all the hassle.

Parked at a mall?

That’s just the hangover. Pretty sure you were indeed wasted when you parked it.

Y’know, as much as I disrespect/dislike/distrust The Man, I totally side against the driver/owner on this one. Probably drunk, as asserted.

Hey, no worries. But the clamshell was sooo cool.

It sure stuck!

I dunno about better... But definitely more accurate!

According to me, Murilee Martin coined the phrase “Malaise Era”, right here, somewhere circa 2009.

Up. The ‘72 Impala rear window went UP.

Low-speed chase in LA? Yep, the Simpsons already did it.

Nice... Nice.

I’m not going to mention it out here on the web for you jerks to steal my idea, but I think I’ll submit a proposal to RI to supply cameras to monitor their cameras. At only, say, $40,000 per unit, they’d be foolish not to accept my service as insurance.

I like these posts.

Been sitting here trying to come up with an ICE joke. I know it’s there, but I can’t find it.

I was thinking Sgt. Barely, but Officer Its is just as solid.

Gross. I’d freak if the LAPD’s Barely even got close to touching my car.  

Oops. Wrong button.

There’s a joke here somewhere. There’s just gotta be. Throw me a bone, willya?

I had an ‘88 Formula and......it did catch fire.. It turned out to just be some coolant that had saturated a damaged steel/fiber/steel-sandwich exhaust heat shield and then dried and cooked (who knew that crap burned?), and I just happened to have the rood (?) open when it started, so no big damage.... but still.