Ah yes, the ol’ Cross Your Heart bra.
Beercheck
beercheck
I miss Suzuki bad. My SWB ‘03 Tracker not only won’t break (<195,000 miles), it also refuses to rust (in the salty Midwest), and I have not been kind to it. Stone reliable.
Yes, yes, yes, and yes!
You think this would get better mileage than a larger camper?? That’s funny.
Hammer time.
+25 hp.
There were so many other great shots in this piece. She’s dangerous with that nifty fifty.
I gotcha covered.
Okay, maaaybe some mouse-eaten vacuum lines, coupla’ little wires here and there.
Or, maybe it just needs a starter.
As my old friend Lyle always used to say: A rose, by any other name, is still a rose, just spelled differently.
Nope.
That one in the middle is a budget breaker.
Who names his kid “Otto”?
I didn’t know about the Avanti until 3rd grade.
Sure, if you’re gonna be all STEM about it. But, just this once, and for just a moment, picture this: A pool, in your back yard, on a beautiful day, with all your hot neighbors and their hot friends — NO KIDS — lounging around with umbrella drinks, frolicking the afternoon away in a pool with the actual dimensions of…
I was going to make a joke with several examples of women who would be worse representatives of women, maybe even with some pictures, but.... Dammit. You’re right, Alanis. This dork is worse, because she has just enough cred where people might actually take her seriously, and hold her up as a bona fide example in…
...said the guy who has a 747-sized pool...
Red? What the hell are you talking about? That plane is dumping blue stuff!