Wow. If I really were just trolling, you’d be, like, the jackpot!

Aaaaand, scene! Thanks for your hard work everybody. Have a good night.

The difference between a hoarder and a collector is in how well they take care of the things they acquire.

See, you seem just normally weird to me. I don’t think premeditated mental illness is a thing.

In my equally unqualified guessagnosis, I’d say that his nearly enthusiastic willingness to part with the stuff says a lot. But, again, we are not qualified to judge.

I’d have thought a lawyer would know better.

If you were qualified to diagnose that, you’d know not to do so without personally meeting the patient.

You’re not the slightest bit qualified to make that comment.

Attaboy.

I’m boycotting this until someone reassures me he makes it through the Bergwerk. I can’t go through that again.

Not sure about that. I think ballistic rats win this day.

Meanwhile, back at the turn of the century...

Got any empirical evidence of this?

C’mon. Do you truly believe tests such as these have had no bearing on the astounding safety of cars today compared to yesterday?

Small overlap test = attempt to steal 2nd base

Pretty sure that pretty lady on top is advising that I should always bring an extra pair of pants due to complete understeer.

Back in my day, shenanigans like this would typically get you a death sentence.

Used to be that a site’s crawler ranking would get a nice boost from being linked to from a high traffic site like this one right here.

You’ll get this approximately infinitely sooner than I get my ATS wagon.

You clearly weren’t here anywhere near the beginning.