I'd say the Impala SS. Who knew that taking the jelly bean Caprice, opening up the rear wheel arches, adding a little kink to the C-pillars, widening the track, firming/lowering the suspension, firming/quickening the steering, and adding big discs at all four corners would make such a remarkable transformation? It…

Holy crap. That was perfect.

It's sort of a "still waters run deep" thing.

I'll meet you half-way and say it probably would've been posted, but by a different author.

I hear you, but I'm not buying what you're selling.

You know, correcting the headline from "Republican politican" to "Florida politician" instead of "Democrat politician" is.....kinda awkward.

Pretty sure Judge Margie is a girl.

If there's anything I've learned (always debatable..) from dating more than my share of librarians, it's "You WILL, under all circumstances, underestimate a librarian".

I could really use the coolant overflow bottle.

Yeah, definitely not interested in cruising around in Joan Rivers.

Ding!

Nope, not so much!

To be fair, it is kinda funny. No penance required on this one.

I think I just sprained my attention span.

Yeah. So this one time, senior year of high school, I was hospitalized for a kinda sensitive operation (urethral stricture.... okay, CRAZY sensitive operation... ) involving Foley catheterization. Naturally, I got the absolutely smokin' hottest nurse. Ever.

Man, THAT was racin'.

Reading comprehension failure:

Deeeeeep sigh.

I'll bet that's Cesar Espana. He's a hard worker.

Her arm seems really long.