What an odd point of view to express in a Gloria post.

That sure is an unflattering angle.

Dances with Smurfs, I think you meant.

You've got to be joking.

No. NO. "Ivy Blue" would have been a disaster. All I can hear is Andrew Dice Clay saying "She needed the monaaay"....

You pinqued my curiosity.

I got 1,000 words for you, Wert. Listen up.

Whatever. Shows up on my cheap-ass netbook just fine.

That's where I keep all my chewed fingernails.

...cannot be unheard...

Unpinked.

Giddyup!

Heh!

Well, to be fair, you did set that up pretty exquisitely.

Or maybe

Huh. My puritanical mind never even once considered the possibility that Prince Ali might have a large staff.

Wait. Was it a car-park, or an auto-park? There's a difference.

I don't know about you, but shifting organs are pretty much a prerequisite of orgasm as far as I'm concerned.

Paper pots? Whoooa. They should totally market it under the brand name "Zag-Zig".

oops. wrong post.