Yup. That was insta-ban material elsewhere for sure.

I'd ask a mime, but, you know..

You slipped.

The internet doesn't actually exist.

My takeaway is that he only operates on white ladies.

Cod's an oily fish?

Godzuki was a fucking abomination.

Yeah, but berets usually have an adjustable string, no?

That's news you can use!

So, you're saying I should chuck the mixtape (CD/microSD card combo..).

Nope, I'm not insinuating that as an absolute.

The next person to set foot in my office gets stabbed in the eye.

A student came to the principal's office and said he started a fight with another boy on the bus...

Implying Fergie is someone's favorite celebrity. Very bold.

I especially like how I have to say "screw-ed". Very poetic.

Yes. Yes you may.

I read soooo much Burroughs stuff as a kid.

"Yes, officer, I agree it's looks a little strange, but I drove backward really fast yesterday on my grandmother's farm. Oh, did I say yesterday? I meant a couple months ago. When there were still bugs."

Probably better off placing a traffic cone in front of it.

Yeah, I get that, but a) I don't see that Icelandic lineage is particularly representative of all human lineage (which is acknowledged above, but only taken into consideration in one view of the outcomes), b) it's a tiny sample size, c) even the researchers admit that the margin of error may simply come down to a…