You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Oh fuck. Now millions of Trumplings will start thinking “Internet Tax” is a thing. Every goddamned day with this man is a fucking nightmare.

It would have been nice to see a video or have an explanation of what catcher interference is.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t…

He’s so fucking awkward. Look at his running!

Typical Puig, not throwing it to the cut off man like he should.

Hang on, rushing out to get a dozen million burner accounts so I can spend the rest of my life starring this comment.

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.

He cannot be serious.

FAKE NEWS. There are no ugly dogs.

Well said. They had to have all that discussion and butthurt with him because he took 3.5 second too long getting around the base? Can a batter complain the next time a pitcher stares him down before pitching?

I betts you do.

Did you just write about a unique bat and then not post any pictures of it?

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

One fun part about Darren going to Cal is that one of the color commentators for Pac-12 Network’s baseball coverage is none other than JT Snow himself.

Baseball is so far and away the best sport

The bologna sandwich tattoo is the only good tattoo I have ever seen in my life.