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I get that you guys can’t stand Simmons (though I’ve never fully understood why it runs so deep around here), but the following doesn’t strike me as the ravings of a frothing lunatic:

Hi.

Kinja user EV-Expert, this guy, has decided to pull their usual gag of trolling an article about evolution with some young-Earth creationist nonsense. The Gizmodo commentariat is a bit ... bad at avoiding feeding trolls, so it’s probably a good idea for the Gizmodo staff to remove EV-Expert’s comment, because…

Just to be clear:

lol:

For some reason, I’m more inclined to listen to the football experience of someone who played at a recreational level with friends over a D-III player.

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?

I believe he opened up the floodgates to get his party exposed on how many solutions they don’t have to fix healthcare.

And here’s “Before Pie.”

Where’s he gonna go, Imaginary Madrid

One of the best things about a Dyson is you can clearly see when it sucks.

To be fair, a billionaire owner having 0.1% of his net worth invested in a company that has 1% of its assets invested in a bankrupt casino company as part of a hundred various companies it’s invested in really *shouldn’t* be a story. The story is of course that the NFL are massive hypocrites on the issue, but I think…

I forget where I read it or who came up with it, but someone came up with a proposal that instead of a complete 48 minute game, you play 46 minutes. Then whichever team gets to the current leading score plus 7 points wins. So for instance if the score is 100-99 when the clock hits 0:00, the target score is 107, and…

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Could be worse. Padres pitchers just came off a four-day stretch of the runs.

Now that Rodgers no longer has a woman in his life, he’ll have an easier time sticking to sports. And, really, anything else he touches.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.