Ah, I see I’ve found the queue for wannabe economists

It’s truly amazing that, for the second time within a week, Trump has come out and completely countered his advisor’s defense of him when it was in his best interest to shut up.

This kind of reminds me of how Donald Trump played the news media and got free advertising by being batshit crazy.

Something tells me this will all somehow go well for the Pats because Belichick is an evil genius. The move will be panned in the media as stupid but then in 6 months everyone will be all IBBWT.

Sterling Whites!

I just got one of these e-mails to my work e-mail from a person named Jeremy Paul. Luckily I don’t trust people with two first names, so I didn’t open it.

This is why Kinja exists

DC “native” here...all of my friends are huge Caps fans so I have a nice objective view of the misery around here. While the Caps can breath a little easier, their fans will NEVER unclench. They are by far the most constipated fan base right now

That’s before you realize that they traded that pick and their 2007 2nd round pick in order to draft Brady Quinn.

My mom has no life

I also have 4E stompers, and have suffered a history of in-grown toe nails. I exclusively buy New Balance running shoes because the mesh stretches with your feet.

If the alt-right doesn’t like it then the air strikes must be good, right?

Jinder Mahal is also a little curious of how Gronk knew he’d charge at him at that exact moment

Hopefully I remember to swipe left when I see you on Tinder/Bumble, I’d hate to show up to a first date where my date knows more about me than I do.

However, if it were Trump eating dinner alone with a woman who was not his wife, I’d be at least a little worried

Sometimes we don’t deserve to have nice things

I guess that happens when you’re cold and dark on the inside

Is it just me, or does this seem forced?

Here’s what’s different about the Pats though, they don’t pretend to be your friend. It’s well broadcasted going in that they will cut you loose as soon as you’re of no use. They’ll be nice about it, but your ass is out the door.

As a friend of many, many Redskins fans, all I can say is that they are completely despondent. Fuck Dan Snyder for ruining football talk with my friends.