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Soo I should ask my boyfriend and guy friends why they bother to shower, shave, comb their hair/put gel in it, wear deodorant and cologne on their day off. Irritates me that liking how your face looks with makeup on is supporting the patriarchy, but men liking how they feel when they put in effort In their appearance

Holy Christ. I’m a voice teacher of two decades cum current masters of speech language pathology in training, and I have never, NEVER heard of anyone, actor or otherwise, tearing their diaphragm in any situation that didn’t also involve serious physical trauma of some kind.

Super glad I’m not the only one whose mind went to the wrong diaphragm.

I am getting so anxious watching that. She’s already failed a standard field sobriety test.

so, she’s pregnant?

You sound exactly like you just finished Women’s Studies 101.

I just hope we get more Salina-Minna Häkkinen dialogue.

They both seem nice, and it’s nice when nice people are happy?

The OG pic, for reference:

Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.

Personally, I’d rather his helicopter go down in the water, and for him to have a heart attack and drown while the pilots and crew escape basically unscathed.

I mean I’m literally going to have a rage stroke at Trump right now with his bullshit tax cut celebrate me gathering while people are still dealing with Harvey. Harvey is still dumping rain and rivers are still flood stage.

“To be fare...”

This. And her point about being pretty much the only female comic to sell out arenas is valid. Whether you personally like her or not is irrelevant. She stars in movies that do well at the box office and is a big name in comedy, and I’m not going to rag on a woman for trying to get paid more. It’s fucking shameful

A woman negotiates, 90% of the public responds with personal attacks. How do they know how unfunny she is in all of her specials if they are not watching her specials?

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

You know what shakes me up? How you read the headline, dive in to the post, and the first question is not about the thing you were expecting to read based on the headline. They do that every time. I start reading, then, whoops different topic what is this??? I appreciate this column but this is my minor quibble.

Yeah, I wear blouses from Kohl’s and Ann Taylor to work every day with dress pants. I think Vogue doesn’t realize not all of have been allowed to wear t-shirts and jeans to work so “dressy tops” aren’t exactly a comeback item.

I am short and curvy also......and low rise jeans are the worst pants for that body type. Ever. I fear you may be one of those people who merely believes they look good in low rise jeans :-/