She may talk about not caring about what people say but that whole piece is one big exercise in "love me, love me, love me."

I find my patience for famous folks dwindles proportionally to the amount of time they spend discussing their personal histories of bullying.

Hmm, if insanely generic poorly sung pop music is great, then I guess it was great.

It will be two weeks before listeners realize the change.

You know what, I don't like Gwyneth either, but good for her for a mature, grown-up answer. Like what she does or not, she's been successful at this whole Goop thing. It is unfortunate that Martha's way of identifying her as competition was to put her down - it would have been so easy for her to say "What she's doing…

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Yop!

I think nothing can amuse me more than this one.

Not enough Capcom in the game, maybe that's why. Need more bad voice acting

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

Yeah, this. I sympathize with her concerns about raising an unexpected mixed-race child, especially right now (so much racial hysteria surrounding the country's ongoing adjustment to the first Af-Am President....), but that's not the reason to sue - the reason to sue is that goddamn, these places need to have some…

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

I'm waiting for big thighs to be A THING, so that I can finally find pants that fit around mine.

For some, this is a feature, not a bug.

Today in obvious news: forced birth turns out to be a bad idea! More at 11.

If it means I can find pants that fit my butt without me needing a belt to cinch in several extra inches of waist material, I'm all for this revolution.

I can't wait till the big booty revolution of 2014 reaches clothing manufacturers.

Find the brand that fits your body and stick with it.

My best friend and I are both bisexual males. We don't hide that fact from anyone, despite living in the American southeast. We get plenty of your typical good ol' boys calling us faggots and all the rest you'd expect, but we also get tons of grief from the local gay community. We've been told we're confused, selfish,…