Ok, so, I watched this entire ordeal go down on Twitter last night. I'm all for holding assholes accountable for shit, but you only included the one tweet where he said "a million apologies." You didn't include the probably hundreds of other tweets he sent throughout the entire night, apologizing to almost every…

I've always liked Biden, from the eloquently-stated comments such as these (and these are on POINT) to the hands-in-the-air-wave-them-like-you-just-don't-care "MALARKEY!" moments. A friend of mine once called him a loose cannon, but I think it's the opposite. I think he's been around so long that he just doesn't give…

I think that's just a skill set for which they were never trained. I couldn't twerk to save my life, but I can belly dance at a moderate level and do baby ballet at a head-injury level. The dances Minaj is asking them to do are outside of their skill set.

- My co-worker who spelled tossed (as in tossed salad) "tost" and also spelled cucumber "Qcumber" in total seriousness.

I was going to suggest the same thing. Take it to a jeweler, pry those gems out one by one, and sell them across Southeast Asia for a handsome profit. In a weird way, it's the right thing to do!

I'm just concerned that the fuckers will put out a hit on her to get the damned thing back.

"the body of a 28-week-old infant was found"

IMPORTANT CORRECTION: it would be called a "28 week gestation fetus." FIX IT. A 28 week old infant would have been alive outside of her body for 28 weeks, and that is not what happened.

I think this picture probably isn't the best indicator for the rippededness that this incarnation of She-Ra will probably have. Sejic has a pretty good track record for drawing big/strong/ripped women.

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

Thank you. Keep up your important work.

Do you even lift, 'bryo?

Someone responded elsewhere that the article was incorrect, and he is 27.

You are right. Joey Fatone does have dreamy eyes.

It's not unreasonably to say that some women fear pregnancy because it could kill them. They've had a previous pregnancy and experienced pre-eclampsia, had a c-section with major complications or had a hemorrhage. So no, in most cases pregnancy isn't as dangerous as cancer but in some cases it could be.

Speak for yourself. I took hormonal BC because I wanted easy access to P in V sex. Now I've got Paraguard for hormone-free, easy access to P in V sex. Some people don't mind condoms (you) and some people do (me). Hooray for lots of pregnancy prevention options!

Um... Because condoms are not as effective of a form of birth control?...!!!

Just when I gave up on romance all together, Seamonster is pulling me right back in.

Don't flush pills away. Any pills. Ever.

Middle name? They should have gone full monty and used it as their surname.