Assistant Director: “Oops, we’ve got a water bottle in the picture. Let’s reset and go ag-”

On rare occasions, ectopic pregnancies have “heartbeats” (I use quotation marks because it’s not an actual heart beating at six weeks, it’s a few cells twitching that will later develop into a heart). If ectopic pregnancies aren't aborted, they can cause internal bleeding severe enough to kill the woman. 

Well, what they really say is that abortion laws would “simply be returned to state discretion”, which is not really their objective. What they really want is to outlaw it nationwide.

I got a similar feeling to the end of LOTR, where Tolkien brings the age of magic and wonder to an end. No more White Walkers. No more Children of the Forest. No more Giants. The last Dragon disappearing. All to be replaced by a more prosaic age of men.

Was just reading about this lady. She is amazing.

nope ... now Bronn reduced to a long boring lifetime of bureaucracy and committee meetings.  No more far flung adventures with lithe young assassins flashing boobs in jails ... nope, that kinda fun is over. 

Also, I’m probably going to live for a thousand years and my throne is this wheelchair so I’m always going to be seated on it and I swear to God, Jon, I escaped the White Walkers multiple times and melted to a tree and became a bird and I can see anything and everything why the fuck do you think I needed or wanted…

We get it, you don’t like the show. Some of us did and enjoyed the finale. Was the show perfect, god no. But given the parameters, they did a hell of a job (it was quite the achievement). For those purists that are complaining the show split from the books: good. If I watch something adapted from something else, I…

goddamn Jon, you didn’t pet Drogon either.  you lamely put out your hand but you didn’t go in for the hug.  Jon SUCKS with pets.  

The only thing that really bothered me at all (and really, no one should be that bothered by HBO’s weekly boob ‘n dragon bonanza) is that everyone just seemed to agree that Jon needed to be punished for killing Dany. Like, who there was actually upset by that, besides Greyworm (a war criminal who everyone just kind of…

aren’t we *all* Drogon, in a way?

Hey, c’mon now, at least the dragon didn’t die.

Perhaps the true iron throne was the friends we made along way. 

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Chernobyl is pretty good so far.

No love for “The Expanse”?  Seriously?

The company vastly overcharging for an STD-preventative is literally called Gilead?  Seriously?

Yeah, it really is a painful reminder of how far things have fallen that she’s such a hero. I absolutely do not mean to put her down by saying that: she is awesome. But so many of the things for which she’s lauded are just... things that all of our elected officials should be doing. But we expect so little out of…

Representative Ocasio-Cortez makes it easy to love her in a lot of ways. Her fire, passion, and commitment to do the job she was elected to do—rather than just focusing on getting reelected from the first day of her term—are a refreshing set of changes from the daily grind of political prevarication and mealy-mouthed…