Stop believing politicians when they say they have your best interests in mind. Demand candidates that are in favor of unions, in favor of higher taxes for the rich and for regulation.

I swear I cut those onions for the chilli yesterday ... Thetakeout crew please keep printing these tear jerkers as they are a good reminder that the world hasnt completely jumped ship yet.

He forgot the drink!

Conspiracy theory here:

Seems like Trump was correct on one point. He actually did kill a man on Fifth Avenue and his numbers went up.

My daily prayers include begging that a virus with a 100% mortality rate spreads across the globe targeting those with activity in the parts of the brain associated with bigotry and racism.

I will always appreciate things like this that remind me that not everything in this world is an unmitigated dumpster fire of awfulness.

• Guess how much experience doing international diplomacy and stuff this woman who might be our next U.N. Ambassador has? No, go ahead! Guess! [Politico]

New Rule: anyone that was cool with the GOP inventing $2 trillion out of thin air for freebies for people with yachts that have tiny yachts inside doesn’t get to demand how we pay for people who need chemotherapy treatments.

Republicans have done this for decades now. They take control, slash taxes for millionaires and corporations which runs up the debt, then they claim to be deficit hawks because of the debt they ran up, so of course they need to cut the social safety net. This is the oldest con in the book. 

Ask some Saudi Arabians to take a vacation there for a few hours.

Trump is even more interested in his own pocket. He makes a lot of money from the Saudis.

Can you imagine if this had happened under Obama with Clinton still Secretary of State? The Republicans on the Hill would be spinning and investigating like crazy. Limbaugh would not need Viagra for a month and Hannity would explode.

This definitely has nothing to do with Trump’s business ties to Saudi Arabia.

How, exactly, does Trump expect the Honduran government to stop a group of Hondurans who are currently in Guatemala? 

It’s probably hard to keep up with all of them in this segment, but there was also this fun little racist/stereotyping nugget:

Sure. The choice they have is to skip being employed. They can’t afford to live in the area their job is in, and there are no jobs where they can afford to live. If there is public transportation, it’s a two hour, each way, trip that is sometimes three hours if there is a service interruption, so they need to add six…

Hmm, interesting to think about... The whoosh and then the faucet, though! Guh!

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