Necco Wafers.

As St. Carlin once said, “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

In today’s episode of “Only in the God-Forsaken Windswept Hellscape that is America’s Political Sphere Would this Possibly Make Any Fucking Sense WhatsofuckingEver,” a political party that openly embraces Nazis and the KKK tries to manufacture a scandal wherin it appears that a political opponent receives $40 from a…

Umm, actually, those are their best, unfortunately for them.

I really don’t understand how evil can be so politically successful while being so fucking stupid.

When Rapepublicans send their people, they’re not sending their best!

I just recognized them from local events. They’re all over Wendy’s facebook page.

I wrote in the back about the other states in which this is going on right now

You mean you don’t want to hear about the latest conspiracy theory, when and where the next Trump re-election rally is, or that literally every member of the GOP, both past and present, is pro military, stronger borders, the economy and Jesus, while every member of the Democratic Party is the anti-Christ, no matter…

I only read the intro and bullet points of Barf Bag and I scroll so fast past the tweets — does anybody else do that? 

Well, if Hulk Hogan gets involved, perhaps the country will become depleted, thus, rendered irrelevant with only the most loyal few left to deal with the exorbitant amount of new trolls. Or something.

Every court case hinges on five things: The wording of the law, congress’ intent passing the law, the constitution, the framers’ intent writing the constitution, and the facts of the case.

The Court can strike an application of a law down on many factors: “That’s not what the law actually says” is fairly common,…

Remember that story Trump the Thug told about the frog and the snake?

Maybe take a look the following book:

The WSJ has just turned into a bunch of libertarian toadies. They’ll lick any boot as long as it’s contractually obligated and they can make a profit off of it. They see the concept as ‘individual autonomy against dictators’ more of a government thing than ‘your boss is a tyrant in your personal world and is a…

True, though I think it bears noting that this has always been the case, and has nothing to do with Trump. The only bearing Trump has on the whole Brazil situation is to change the rhetoric used to pump up the elites’ preferred fascist from “anti-communist” to “populist”.

Why rob a diamond mine when you’re already a world class gold digger?

This is a totally true story. It’s odd so make of it, what you will.

When I was in my early 20s - circa 2003 - I lived in a suburb of Atlanta that was generally considered safe to live. Since I was 18, I had always lived on my own in various apartments. This was my first ‘ground floor’ apartment, and I remember talking to my mom about it and receiving a warning about the added dangers…