I was promised fundamentals!

Always goaltending truthers.

“Please don’t let Zardes try to touch me first.”

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

Nah, they just extended his deadline so he can add another 6000 words to his thinkpiece on how the lack of pro-rel is the reason Matt Hedges is bad at running.

Look, they said they had juiced balls. I went to talk to them, but we ended up talking about Russian orphans. That’s it. I swear.

“It’s pretty simple, I was just faster than my training partner.”

Having a large stockpile of young players who may be promising, but not good enough for Chelsea allows Chelsea to have transfer revenue to offset their transfer outlay in any year. It’s a key tool in how Chelsea manages the Financial Fair Play regulations. When Chelsea signs a Matt Miazga, it isn’t because they…

Easy solution. Make Carmelo the player-coach, run the parallelogram offense, name Kurt Rambis the new GM and president of operations with full autonomy, tell the press that Porzingis has a cocaine problem, trade Porzingis for Austin Rivers, let Rambis shower with the Knicks City Dancers, sign Glenn Robinson III to a…

Sorry about that. To provide balanced coverage I will write a “Person From New England Isn’t An Idiot Or Racist” article at some point in the future.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

The fact that his contract demands for the fight included an RV with very specific decor should be concerning.

This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

On one hand, i guess it sucks.

Don’t World Cup bidders usually just leave giant bags of money in the hotel rooms of FIFA committee members? This seems like a lot more work.

She’s like the original AHCA

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

If Stephen A. had a four hour show where he yelled at my face about the Knicks, I would probably watch that show. I’m not sure what’s happened to me.

Buddy of mine said it’s time for Phil Jackson to go to a farm upstate and chase triangles in a field all day.