Did I miss the part of the video where they shot her a bunch of times?

“Markets traded down today after the quarterly USMNT index increased 3.4% year-over-year but fell short of analysts’ consensus target of 3.7%.”

Yeah that checks out.

Young, strong, confident, wealthy black woman standing up to him would probably get him even angrier

They have more in common than Ben probably realizes. In response to the draft, Trump also faked a foot injury to avoid getting killed.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

I can’t say why?

“Wait, wait, who’s that running on the field? Who’s music is that? IT’S KAP! IT’S KAP! BAH GWAD KING, IT’S KAP!”

Oh, what a tangled Webb we weave when first we practice to receive.

There’s a 30% chance he got married in the same clothes.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

They should go to D.C. and visit the Obamas.

“Yes.”

for the sexual thrill

Things white people say to black people online:

I would generally say that any person who brings up IQ “differences between people” is trying to justify their racism with a misunderstanding of social science.

I sure hope he speaks English

And even Kaepernick’s less headline-grabbing actions, like giving out free suits or donating to various charities, are far more important than anything he can do on the football field.