Multiple brain injuries, you say?

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Not sure where you are but club soccer is extremely white in most parts of this country.

DeVos would later ask during her speech, “Have you ever heard of multi level marketing?”

Yes, but what did he do during the warm-up?

“games are won in the third quarter” -nobody

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the…

(unintelligible screaming)

You know where he might not have done it 500 times? Stoke. That’s where.

I don’t have bein in my home tv package but I do watch a fair amount of matches on bein at our local pizza shop. They ran a special today on slices and pints for el Classico.

I feel like this movie is only going to be funny if it ends in her killing them all.

Easy there Musburger.

Condom Prolongs Rubber Match

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

“If it makes you feel any better, Michele, it’s not that much warmer up here, hahaha!”

Preach it, sister!

As an Asian American woman, I’m glad I’m being represented in politics.