beenjoe
BeenJoe
beenjoe

holy fuck. fucking orange doc martens, adidas ankle socks and shorts. fuck off, you should never step foot on a skateboard ever again. you don’t look cool, you look like a douche in orange doc martens and spandex shorts that’s too fucking lazy to push a longboard board himself. buy some vans and a real longboard you

What about looking at your screen is a “learning curve” to you?

Yeah, it totally killed sales. /s

Let’s not be xenophobic. These are the closest things to aliens we probably have on our planet, other than James Carville. Is this how we will respond to actual aliens, if they look all freaky deaky to us?

Your continued support means a lot to us!

I find this more relevant than Johnny Depp’s tired performance of a drug and booze addled pirate.

Musk’s conclusion, of course, presumes that autonomous cars are definitively safer than conventional vehicles and will reduce deaths once adopted. That may be true some day, but given the current state of self-driving tech, it seems worth asking for proof.

Trying to turn off the damn alarm. Where I used to be able to swipe to shut it up, I now have to hit the small button over and over and hope that it will work. It never seems to on the first try for me. This is too much of a task for a person who has just woken up.

How do you know?

Note: this appears to be fixable. Connect to itunes, hit “update” (NOT restore) - let it do it’s thing.

Yeah! Who cares about quantifiable data and expert analysis from people who do that sort of thing for a living. You’ve got a preexisting belief, and goddammit if anybody’s gonna make you change your mind!

yup. really shit post

really?

I have no idea about the US. I live in Canada.

Have I got a bridge to sell.

Note to soccer moms (and my wife): Save your disapproving stares.

Why should I not register my displeasure? This isn’t supposed to be Gawker; it never was. It’s a blog about technology (and, recently, science fiction/fantasy). Do you constantly let people do whatever they want to you and then slink away without comment? It took me 5 seconds to register my little “protest.” Why did

How is this a Gizmodo story? Seriously, get this shit out of Gizmodo. I get it that you’re all sad about Gawker, but this ain’t going to fly.

As my daughter would say, “all aboard the train to Nopeville”.

eh, the raw ingredient is not the product.